The Alien Dead (1980)

The Bodies Are Dead: The Remains Live On…

1h 14m R Horror,Science Fiction,Comedy

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4.7 /10 2 reviews

A meteor strikes a houseboat in the swamps near a southern town populated by Yankees with fake accents. The people on the houseboat become zombies who feed on the alligators in the swamp. Once they run out of alligators, they start going for the citizens. A local scientist tries to figure out what's happening to people once they start disappearing.

I Poop Gold Bricks

9/19/2025

Rating 3.8 /10

My review is a chatgpt country song of the movie Verse 1 Well I cracked a beer, lit a smoke, sat my redneck ass down, Thought I’d watch a monster movie, but this shit let me down. Them swamp-ass “aliens” looked like drunk uncles in drag, I’ve seen scarier critters at my cousin’s trailer shag. Chorus Alien Dead can suck my ass, It’s a swamp-water turd in a shot glass. I’d rather fuck a gator or lick a hog’s head, Than sit through one more frame of The Alien Dead. Verse 2 The acting was stiffer than my dick on tequila, The script was so dumb I about caught gonorrhea. The “makeup” was dollar-store mud on their face, Hell, a porn parody’s got more damn grace. Chorus Alien Dead can kiss my balls, I’d rather jack off to livestock stalls. It’s not horror, not sci-fi, just swamp trash instead, A shit-stain on film stock called The Alien Dead. Bridge (spoken drawl over steel guitar) Now listen here… I’ve seen movies so bad they’re good. This ain’t that. This is just like watchin’ a turd float by in the outhouse, Except the turd’s got better special effects. Final Chorus Alien Dead, you worthless flop, I’d rather snort lines off a truck stop cop. If Satan made cinema to mess with my head, He’d roll a blunt, take a dump, and film Alien Dead. Outro (growled, drunk as hell) Yeah… fuck Alien Dead. I want my ninety minutes back, And a blowjob for emotional damages.

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