Review: How to Become a Teenage Ninja

Not teenagers, but pre-teens. Borderline abusive cue card narration and sensei directions focused towards kids now stuck in a creepy cave. Random costume change with tags still attached to their outfits and belt color changes as they progress through the motions. A few head grabs and feely re-directions made from the actual looking ninja man that appeared because the Master brought him in to teach. This is everything a 90's after school special was meant to be - Stay out of random caves kids, let your parents sign you up for a free lesson first at a strip mall dojo. HI-Yah!

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