Review: Hell's Kitty

I’ve been made aware that this was basically a YouTube series before it was a feature length pile of rancid genetically inferior semen. And while I can appreciate this would work as a YouTube thing, much like so many SNL skits turned movies, it just doesn’t work at its length. Even if it was done by someone with a budget, and fully fleshed out ideas, and any knowledge of storytelling, or camera operating, or directing, or effects, I don’t think it would be good. But we’ll never know for sure because instead we got this served to us by a “filmmaker” with none of those abilities. And so you suffer through painfully wondering how aware they were of how bad what they were putting out there was. 10 out of 10 overall though because I got to see Issac from The Children of the Corn as an adult that still somehow looked prepubescent.

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