
Thick, brunette women getting dressed over and over again? Check. Thick, brunette women getting choked, over and over again? Check. Jerebear’s intriging commentary to enhance the whole experience? Check.

Thick, brunette women getting dressed over and over again? Check. Thick, brunette women getting choked, over and over again? Check. Jerebear’s intriging commentary to enhance the whole experience? Check.

All of these scantily clad women running around and what do we get? No boobs, just some man ass. FUCK THIS MOVIE!!!!

This was a surprisingly great time. Mike Moriarity goes into crazy Nick Cage mode for this one. The mutant babies are completely out of control here. The gore is ramped up and we get a mutant, breastfeeding boob too (nice little bonus). A top 10 ‘Bad Movie’.

The highlight of this movie was seeing Christopher Lambert’s ballsack.

Robert Ginty is a national treasure and if you can’t accept that, then fuck you!


It’s no D.C. Cab but Mr. T still rules. Would have been better if they beat the shit out of the fat kid.