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Runaway

Runaway

1984 6.9/10

some of the silliest looking killer robots. Gene Simmons from KISS in the antagonist in this move. Overall a good final act but the rest is pretty dull

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Robot Jox

Robot Jox

1990 8.2/10

This movie had some fun characters and a cool concept. The giant robots looked great too. some great worldbuilding, could have been a saturday morning cartoon.

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The Mighty Peking Man

A very competent king kong ripoff. Notable especially for the lead actress of this movie being one of the most gorgeous people ever filmed.

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Calamity of Snakes

Calamity of Snakes

1982 8.5/10

This movie was Amazing. The moral of the story is not to harm snakes, but the irony is that many many MANY snakes were harmed in the making of it. Highlights include a full on kung fu fight against a giant snake, and a final battle with a snake thats on fire. There are a lot of m...

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Teen Witch

Teen Witch

1989 7.3/10

This was likely conceived as a girl version of "Teen Wolf". Every scene with the lame rappers is pure gold, and theres lots of other weird stuff going on that just boggles the mind.

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Hotel Inferno

Hotel Inferno

2013 6.1/10

An interesting proof of concept movie. Filmed entirely in a first person view. If they had shortened it up a bit and if the special effects weren't so incredibly cheap, it could have been great. A better example of a FPS style movie is Hardcore Henry

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The Children

The Children

1980 4.9/10

This film teaches us that all children are just walking gross monsters out to suck the life out of everyone. Cheer on adults who have finally had enough and fight back.

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The Paperboy

The Paperboy

1994 3.2/10

Basically a cross between "the hand that rocks the cradle" and "The Good Son"

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Hercules

Hercules

1983 7.3/10

Out of all the insane Lou Ferrigno Hercules movies, this is one of them.

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Andy the Talking Hedgehog

Dean Cain was in this movie, and he still thinks people care about his opinion on the new James Gunn Superman film.

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Lawnmower Man 2: Beyond Cyberspace

A gritty reboot of the Max Headroom pepsi commercials. If only we listened to this movies warning about spending too much time on the internet while the world crumbles around you.

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Low Blow

Low Blow

1986 4.8/10

Sadly, this is not a movie about a guy going around punching people exclusively in the dick.

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Starcrash

Starcrash

1978 6.7/10

A damn entertaining movie that plays with a lot of the tropes established by that other more successful scifi fantasy franchise without becoming a complete ripoff.

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Samurai Cop

Samurai Cop

1991 9.3/10

One of the kings of bad movies. Awkward Dialog, weird editing, the works. It manages to keep entertaining throughout whether on purpose or not.

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Blood Debts

Blood Debts

1985 7.6/10

This movie is famous for its incredibly abrupt ending that just has to be seen . I wish more movies would take a cue from this and just end instantly when the bad guy is defeated, similar to older kung fu movies.

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Pee-wee's Big Adventure

This movie launched so many careers by knocking it out of the park using an amazing group of relatively undiscovered talent. It has embedded itself into the zeitgeist and will be remembered for a long time. Just a really fun really dumb movie executed with complete perfection.

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Private Blue

Private Blue

2021 4.8/10

One of those movies that leans into it's low budget shlokiness. An ego movie starring.directed/written by the same guy, so a lot of the fun comes from watching him try to make himself look as cool as possible in every scene. There are better movies that come from Canada, but just...

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Blades

Blades

1988 6.4/10

Basically a shot for shot remake of Jaws, except its a lawnmower instead of a shark. I say remake instead of parody, because a parody tends to have humor.

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