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Jason X

Jason X

2001 8.5/10

This movie was amazing top to bottom. Jason goes to space, falls into an upgrade machine, and becomes a cyborg, all while still finding sexed up students to keep his killstreak going. Several funny scenes. If you like your Friday the 13th movies grounded and serious, then youve s...

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Hell Squad

Hell Squad

1985 6.9/10

This movie as far as I can tell is about women doing secret missions between all their group baths.

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The Grapes of Death

decent quazi-zombie movie. Watch out for the best character, the unnamed blonde woman who seems to be able to control zombies just by being the hottest person in town.

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Madame Web

Madame Web

2024 2.4/10

Anyone could have told the Sony execs that this was a bad idea from the start. A movie that was so obviously scripted in post production that the villain barely speaks on camera because they knew it was all going to be re-dubbed. I for one find it comforting that stinkers like th...

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Las Vegas Bloodbath

A cuckold revenge fantasy, like every redpill reddit incel's self insert fiction. In this movie a guy straight up spikes a fetus like its a football after a superbowl touchdown. there is also a scene in the directors cut where annoying women play cards on the floor for what seems...

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Bad Moon

Bad Moon

1996 7.6/10

The best actor by far is the dog in this movie. A true actor capable of wordlessly expressing all emotions. The rest of the people in this movie fade into the background once Thor takes the stage.

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Tiptoes

Tiptoes

2002 7.9/10

This movie seems like they were going for Oscar bait, but failed miserably. The center of this drama is the worry over if their baby will be born with dwarfism, even though neither of them are dwarves and most forms of it being a recessive gene. Gary Oldman spends most of the mov...

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Coven

Coven

1997 6.5/10

This is the film that is the subject of the documentary "American Movie". Watch the Documentary first, then watch this.

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The Night of a Thousand Cats

Great for the one scene where women have about 20 cats just chucked at em from a few off camera stage hands. Title is misleading, it takes place in more than 1 night, and there's no way there was 1000 of them.

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Stage Fright

Stage Fright

1987 5.7/10

Having met some stage actors, I can hardly blame the killer. Several good scenes and a cool killer mask, but overall a very generic slasher.

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Visa to Hell

Visa to Hell

1991 7.0/10

It's like "The Frighteners", except instead of temporary becoming a ghost, you temporarily go to hell and get to guiltlessly beat up on sinners.

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Tammy and the T-Rex

You can tell that they originally planned this movie to be about a guy whos brain is put into a T-rex but then they saw how lame the T-rex was that they could use, so rewrote it to be about a brain going into a robotic T-rex. Denise richards is an absolute smokeshow, and I mainta...

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Junior

Junior

1985 6.0/10

A grounded look at the struggles of women moving to the south in the USA. They just want to clean up their new property, but they kept getting chased around by an inbred dressed like a SKA fan.

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The Ice Pirates

The Ice Pirates

1984 7.1/10

While not completely serious, don't let the trailer fool you. This isnt super comedic. But Its certainly not boring.

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Wicked World

Wicked World

1991 0.7/10

This movie is unwatchable. Not from it's edglord content, but from the horrible editing and sound issues.

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The Masturbating Gunman

A movie that certainly delivers on it's premise and title. A more realistic look at vigilantism than "Kickass" or "Super"

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Bird's Eye View

Bird's Eye View

2020 6.0/10

This movie is what happens when a bored housewife goes off her meds and watches too many conspiracy videos.

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Shocking Dark

Shocking Dark

1989 3.9/10

90 minutes of people dressed like video game fodder slowly creeping around a water treatment plant. I think the movie making strategy here was to rip off so many other movies, that they couldn't get sued by a single one of them.

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Desperate Living

Desperate Living

1977 7.2/10

Every single line of dialog in this movie was shouted like they were at a stage play for a deaf community.

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