I mean, it's THE ROOM. Every single component of this movie fails in such a way that it turns out amazing. Made so completely badly and wrong that it becomes impressive . Like if the Eiffel tower or the pyramids were accidentally built upside down.
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One of many "Mine is the only working penis in the world" movies that seem to exist as wish fulfilment for dudes who don't think they can compete for women's attention. But this one does it best.
This is the movie that created the "_____ 2: Electric boogaloo" joke. Came out the same year as part one, but this has better plot and music. Fun movie to put on in the background.
Want to watch West side story, but with all the sissy dancing and romance replaced with martial arts and knife fights? Then this is your movie.
This movie comes off as media that exists in-universe of other media, something that just throws in a bunch of cliche stuff together with no concern for plot. That being said, movies where Dom DeLuise voices catch phrase spouting creatures that befriends children could be a genre...
Another generic Mad max ripoff. The titular truck isnt that impressive.
A cool movie about kids fighting off hell using the power of heavy metal and lighting fireworks indoors. Starring the kid who grows up to be the blood tornado at the end of Blade!
A PSA about farm safety, but its so well filmed that it becomes something more. Fun to gamble on guessing which kid is going to die next, and how.
A dull movie about local jerks trying to control the beach. The computers are only used to order party supplies on some proto-amazon bbs, but doesn't really come into play otherwise.
What if a wish.com Macgyver had to fight off an air stunt show? you would get this movie.
Mad max meets mighty ducks? not quite. Kids so annoying that you might cheer for the oppressive evil corporation that rules over them. These kids dont realize that if the oppressive system wasn't around, who would groom and maintain the desert to the point that you can rollerblad...
This film is all style. This movie is not an accurate window into the world of computer obsessed youth, but man did we all wish it was. Sadly, we will never be this cool.
When Donald trump said Rosie O'Donell is not good for humanity, he could only have been talking about this movie. It's hard to believe that something like this could get greenlit. So many producers had to have seen what they were doing, and just said "yeah, this is fine"
This movie is pointless if not for the fun of a watching a celebrity crawl up his own butt with ego.
This movie needs a sequel/remake. Everything about this movie is dumb and annoying, the grossness is secondary. But I love it. If I had a nickel for every movie based on Topps joke cards, I would have 2 nickels, but its still pretty weird that they did it twice. (mars attacks)
Deuandra movies are headache inducing for their terrible editing, horrible acting, just godawful production. It is fun to hate-watch what must be terrible humans make what they think movies are with their limited understanding.
This movie is amazing in several ways. A christmas movie featuring a girl on a surfboard flying through space with her dog fighting skeletons and giant monsters, all bookended by a princess-bride style book reading gimmick that puts the never ending story to shame. You could play...
MOVIE MOVIE MOVIE The film that started it all. Hollywood needs to wake up and start taking cues from this piece of cinema history. I would love to see VJ Emmie talk over all blockbuster movies.
To anyone who ever rented or bought this movie unironically, I have news for you: Whoever you are trying to get revenge on is right, and you are the problem.