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Hyped UP Bunnies

Hyped UP Bunnies

2026 6.9/10

Deaundra proves that you don't need to be competent at writing, acting, directing, editing, or even writing AI prompts in order to make a movie. For better or worse, technology has democratized filmmaking and we all better get used to it.

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Little Marines

Little Marines

1990 6.7/10

Did your local church burn your only copy of "Stand by me" in an effort to purge the devil out of your county? Maybe they will let you watch this instead.

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The Rats

The Rats

2002 5.0/10

Basically a police procedural tv episode , but they replaced the cops with exterminators and stretched it into feature length. If that appeals to you, then watch this movie and consider leaving the house once and a while.

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Night Killer

Night Killer

1990 2.6/10

I'm pretty sure that not a single person is killed at night in this movie. There is however a lot of half baked gross power fetish stuff happening.

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Parole Violators

Parole Violators

1994 7.3/10

Director, writer, star, editor, and stuntman. This is truly an ego movie. But in most egocentric movies the creator dedicates every scene to how cool and tough he is, and that is definitely not the case here. This guy loses most of the fights , and if he does spit out any one-lin...

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Black Mamba

Black Mamba

2016 6.8/10

Director, Writer, Producer, Cinematographer, Editor, and star of this movie Belinda M. Wilson. She's like a more competent Deondra

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Water Park Shark

Water Park Shark

2026 2.5/10

The first of what will most likely be a great many movies that relies on AI slop for all visual effects.

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Jurassic World Dominion

Not a bad final film for the franchise. It gathered all the loose ends, united the casts of both the modern and older entries, tied up a lot of loose ends. Wait, what do you mean they made another one after this? Why?

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Saint Bernard

Saint Bernard

2013 8.0/10

This movie doesn't have an obvious plot as much as it has several ideas for interesting surreal visuals and set pieces that can be strung together. Not to say there is no meaning, but as soon as you start to put it together you get distracted by the next spectacle. It's fun enoug...

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Hawk the Slayer

Hawk the Slayer

1980 7.3/10

A fun movie with a clear plot and a great villain. Only held back by it's low budget. Great music and great cast.

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GetEven

GetEven

1993 8.6/10

The "Hero" of this film spends the entire movie with a 1000 yard stare, like a witch just informed him of the exact date and cause of his death. Watch out for the tonedeaf self-produced background music in all of the many sex scenes.

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Memoirs of an Invisible Man

A movie that is so smug about their special effects that they decided they didn't need a good script or likable protagonist. The best scene is when Sam Neil flops around with a gun glued to his ear.

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The Mummy Theme Park

This movie poses the question, "What if the villain King Tut from the 60s batman series ripped off Jurrasic park?"

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Psycho Cop Returns

Psycho Cop Returns

1993 5.6/10

A typical average policeman stalks and murders several people, while acting incredibly smug about his bottom of the barrel jokes and low hanging fruit puns.

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Empire of the Dark

Empire of the Dark

1991 7.1/10

Written, directed, and starring the same guy. Yeah this is an ego movie. But it does have a guy punching and shooting demons, so I'm here for it.

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Independence Day: Resurgence

a blockbuster budget film that ended up more like a pilot for a saturday morning cartoon. Also, about 10% of the dialog in this movie is just explaining why will smith's character isn't around for this sequel.

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