How can a movie with this title not have a single cholesterol related death?
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If this was real life, the antagonist of this movie would be punished for the multiple murders with a month of paid leave.
A mad max style movie with some fantasy thrown in. It is scientifically not possible to look at that poster and not think "FUCK YEAH!"
This movie is boring and generic, but it does have the honour of being the first movie to be entirely filmed while the cameraman sits on a teeter totter.
This is the movie that tested the waters to see what they could get away with, then they used that data to make the most gonzo sequel ever made.
The first half of this movie is pure eye candy. The 2nd half is pure cheese.
People like this that believe anything not tangentially related to their book club is evil probably have some really dark skeletons in their own closets. If they think that any freedom of thought leads to dark deeds, it says a lot more about them then it does the random pop cultu...
A man who looks like a he-man figure when you squish it's head gets trapped in the opening credits to Get Smart.
In this obvious TV series Pilot turned movie, Hulk Hogan wardrobe changes every scene into increasing tighter and smaller manties while travelling in a speedboat that contains a full TV studio in a pocket dimension.
A movie about young runaways hijacking a vehicle for a joyride while their family sits at home worrying about them.
My favourite part of this movie would have to be the Go-bot that walks around blackmailing people.
this one is pretty rough. It's like someone took a script and ran it through a bunch of translators, then gave it to their drunk uncle who deleted a bunch of scenes and accidentally recorded over the backing soundtrack with his own stupid commentary. From what I can tell, this mo...
An extremely americanized remake of a movie made by the same director, referencing the twin towers and terrorism, released 3 days before sept 11 2001. And that's the least crazy thing about this movie. The terrible character decisions, the hilarious smash cuts to other scenes, th...
I think this movies title is designed to confuse couples when they are browsing netflix or crackle or whatever this movie is on. "Hey honey, how about this movie?" "No. NEXT"
Saurians 2 just makes me feel Saury that they made multiples of these movies.
This is that that episode of Star Trek "The Trouble with Tribbles" if Star trek wasn't so dorky.
Using the backdrop of a star wars pod racing ripoff, a pizza rat and it's inbred friends teach kids the same message Chris Brown taught us. No, it's not "talk shit, get hit" message he taught Rihanna, it was "These hoes ain't loyal"
Imagine you are at work, flipping burgers, collating paperwork, whatever. Suddenly some guys in army camo start harassing a coworker who happens to be the biggest asshole you know. Do you mind your own damn business, or do you jump in and start kung fu fighting the guys in camo?...
This film experience is ACTUALLY about one man's tireless effort to destroy his sony vaio laptop through any means necessary. Whether its knocking it off the desk, randomly smacking it in a simulation of a human typing, spilling coffee on it, or throwing random crap at it, he wil...