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Cop Game

Cop Game

1988 5.9/10

There is a car chase scene in this movie that seems to take place on the Island of Sodor from Thomas the Tank Engine

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Scared Stiff

Scared Stiff

1987 7.7/10

A weird native american lamp names should have 2nd billing in this movie based on camera time and character arc. Sit through the movie and you get rewarded with a bonkers ending.

1 positive votes Discussion

Doppelganger

Doppelganger

1993 6.0/10

80% of this movies budget must have gone into the finale of this film. The whole thing lulls you into the belief that this movie is one genre, just do to a HUGE rug pull and show you something very different.

1 positive votes Discussion

The Nest

The Nest

1988 7.4/10

A very typical "insect swarm" type movie, right up until the cat hatches. That's when the dial goes up to 11.

1 positive votes Discussion

Brain Damage

Brain Damage

1988 8.4/10

There might be some sort of moral lesson in this live action remake of Mr. Hankey, but It's too subtle to sus out. I do think the movie was seriously trying to imply that doing drugs makes you gay though.

1 positive votes Discussion

Hell Riders

Hell Riders

1984 6.2/10

This is basically an episode of the A-team, but where they don't show up and the villains just get to do whatever they want for a while.

1 positive votes Discussion

Angel Eyes

Angel Eyes

1993 7.3/10

If you can ignore the creepy undertones of a woman acting much much younger than she is, and appreciate boobs, this is the movie for you. I'm more of an ass man myself, but damn does this movie make a compelling argument for titties.

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The Chase

The Chase

1994 4.6/10

Remarkable cinematography, great looking female lead, and hamfisted criticism of media and journalism coming from a Hollywood studio.

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Miami Connection

Miami Connection

1987 7.4/10

Every time the main characters are in a new scene they are getting dressed, walking around shirtless, or just towelling off. What are they doing offscreen together?

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Arcade

Arcade

1993 7.2/10

When I first got my Quest 2 headset, I was made to watch this film as a safety PSA. It has saved me from getting sucked into the VR world on multiple occasions.

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Sky Pirates

Sky Pirates

1986 2.2/10

Not One single instance of sky piracy. Just because the guy is dressed like Baloo doesn't make this movie the live action version of Tailspin.

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Treasure Buddies

Treasure Buddies

2012 2.8/10

I think the main audience for these air bud sequels are coma patients laying in rooms where the tv was left on accidentally.

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Toxic Obsession

Toxic Obsession

2019 7.1/10

A movie entirely dedicated to the ego of the protagonist isn't particularly unique, but this one has several moments when something interesting happens and you have to sit there wondering if they did it on purpose, or was it accidental genius.

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Black Scorpion

Black Scorpion

1995 6.3/10

Just as good as the Catwoman movie, plus boobs. We need an avengers style low budget superhero team-up movie. black scorpion can team up with Bibleman, Night man, and The Cape.

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Ape vs Mecha Ape

Ape vs Mecha Ape

2023 1.4/10

an entire movie of people having boring conversations as interesting stuff happens offscreen. This entire movie could have been a skype call.

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Seedpeople

Seedpeople

1992 3.0/10

A generic body snatches movie that does very little with the trope. Only watch it for that one weird bukkake scene, then you can skip the rest.

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Mom and Dad Save the World

Amazing sets and costumed that seem to be a blend of Flash Gordon and Dr. Seuss. A fun movie with great practical effects.

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Ultra Warrior

Ultra Warrior

1990 0.8/10

This is really just a clip-show of other movies carelessly mashed together. It's not a bad film, its barely a film.

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The Suckling

The Suckling

1990 5.9/10

This is the movie they show to idiots to convince them to protest planned parenthood.

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