This movie was so disjointed and pointless I had to look back to see what it was because it left my conscious memory the minute it was over. The only reason it gets three stars is because of the Kaiju style miniatures sets and Alison SomethingOrOther who I have a crush on even th...
Exactly what you expect from a Joseph Lai film. 3 movies that don’t relate to each other in any way with zero attempt to make them tie together. But fun king fu of a bygone era with Asian people dubbed over in Australian accents.
For straight to video martial arts fannypack action, it delivers. East Indian Rastafarian cadaver shooting action.
You’ve got 45 mins. You’ve got a lust for breasts. You’ve got zero excuses not to indulge in this.
I’ve been made aware that this was basically a YouTube series before it was a feature length pile of rancid genetically inferior semen. And while I can appreciate this would work as a YouTube thing, much like so many SNL skits turned movies, it just doesn’t work at its length. Ev...
