The acting is okay, the action scenes ignore physics completely, and the snake deserves its own award for emotional damage.
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Recent Reviews (12)
I spent half the movie confused and the other half laughing at choices that absolutely nobody approved… and honestly? That’s the magic of it. 🎬💀
Watching this movie… American Style! Most scenes somehow escalates from “this seems normal” to “why is this happening?”. The acting is dramatic, the action is chaotic and the hairography… something to be jealous of. 😆
PUPPY! 🐶⚾ This movie is proof that if you put enough dogs in a movie, I will forgive almost anything. Is it ridiculous? Absolutely. Did I smile every time a dog shows up in a scene? Very absolutely. 10/10 would let my dogs watch this without me. 🐾
I Wonder… if the Women… knew what the plot was. Ha! The short dresses with matching undies was a win though.
This Wind has no chill. Sometimes it's a breeze, sometimes it's on a full-blown tantrum. This movie is not bad at all but I wasn't entirely "blown away".
I was actually entertained by this movie. I enjoyed watching an "outdoor iguana" stroll through the streets of Florida and see chaos unfold. I mean, of course they only killed the gator skin the first time, now they have to find this 800 lbs of pure meat... but where could it be?...
Singing: He's Popeye the Sailor Man. Oops, he's Popeye the Slayer Man. He'll eat you like spinach, then kill you right after. He's Popeye the Slayer Man. 3 out of 5 cans of Spinach for this one!
What if the antichrist is a moody teenager from Hot Topic? Then you get Andrew, a telepathic kid, who is shy with a lot of evil intentions. It's like seeing Satan go through puberty at a public high school. As a lover of horror/gory films, this is not one of them. It's not scary,...
Want to watch a baguette-looking alien in a movie? Well, here it is. This movie is so stale, it's like biting into a drywall. The fact that it's a kind alien didn't help the good movie score. But on the good side, watching it with friends makes it a lot funnier plus he or she has...