A movie about a haunted mirror. I bet you can guess how it's defeated.
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In a world drowning in talking dog movies, this one stands out as particularly ridiculous. John Voight seems to be channelling Gary Busey as the villain. It's like if you mixed a buddy cop movie with 101 dalmations, and throw in the plot for Catwoman.
Garey Busey plays a normal boring person. The main villian barely speaks, instead opting to just make facial expressions like his proctologist is wrist deep. It's almost like the entire town has been dosed with Xanax since they barely react to anything. But at least they play the...
Take Rain man, Peewees Big Adventure, and an infomercial, then mix it up and you get this.
This film parallels the Bill and Ted franchise in a few key ways, Where music is the basis for a future society where everyone dresses in extremely weird fashion. In Bogus Journey, the villian De Nomolos tries to go back in time and change society to to benefit himself. The same...
A super awesome movie until the female character starts developing thoughts and opinions.
A classic monster film. I bet Jordon Peele is angry that this movie took one of his movie title ideas.
It's like someone found a warehouse with a Halloween mask in it and decided that was a good enough reason to waste all of our time and make a movie.
This movie could have been great if it had turned out the mannequin was alive.
This movie openly mocks the fast and furious franchise while desperately trying to duplicate it. It pulls out so many clichés that it could have been a parody in the hands of a smarter writer/director
Me watching this movie: "boring....boring....boring....boring....boring....boring....boring....boring....boring....boring....OMGWTFF OH GOD WHY NOOOO!!!! boring.... boring"
An interesting idea for a movie, poorly executed and abandoned at the end.
Just. Wow. This movie is cobbled together from some concert and nature stock footage mixed in with a less than half finished movie about a bear hunt. At no point do you see a bear and a person onscreen together. So many celebrities show up in this movie, but the real star of the...
Ever walk down the street and have an illiterate hobo start yelling life advice at you? Well you can re-live that feeling with this self-help video for children.
This movie seemed to be advertised in a way to make people think its a comedy, but its just a boring generic mafia movie with no humour.
"I don't find this melting person to be credible at all" - everyone in this movie
A really fun dumb movie. We are pretty sure the actor playing the zombie keeps switching around.
I would rate this movie higher, but their spelling and punctuation ruined it for me.