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Jack Valance does ASMR through this entire film. If you are into that idea, watch this movie and stay the hell away from me.
it's as if they took the entire 80s decade and distilled it into it's purest most condensed form.
Future Scholars will fruitlessly spend decades debating and analysing this film scene by scene in order to try and grasp what the hell is going on.
A wholesome flick about a greasy trucker winning a little boy in an arm wrestling competition.
Basically a lifetime movie of the week about a musician overcoming the loss of his hands. At any moment this movie could have turned awesome by having the main character go nuts, but it never happens and everyone is left dissapointed.
A surprisingly well done film. Cool costumes, an evil villian, and sexy heroine. The fights were cheesy. The real star of this movie is Beast, the cool dog with the job to bring the horse whenever called and peace out whenever things get sketchy.
An imaginary friend movie, but it throws out all the rules most movies stick to and just have the monster interact with everyone. There is no actual plot to speak of. and the guy in a fursuit is more creepy then magical. It copies a lot of other movies but always doing it worse....
A scifi movie where everything that might be cool is done off camera. The Hero is way lamer than the villian, and the real star is whoever had to glue a bunch of crap to Vernon Wells head for every take, cause you know that stuff kept falling off.
I think this alien child must emit some sort of pheromone that drives adults insane with lust, cause almost every adult wants to molest it.
A movie that starts off as a pseudo-porn remake of 2 strangers on a train ends with a great message about the importance of honest communication.
Full title: "Kick to Death: Death Kick" This movie is almost entirely filmed in a small garage, Written by, Produced by, and starring a guy who looks like a cross between Jeff Foxworthy and every stepdad ever. This movie is pure ego and no budget.
This movie perfectly encapsulated the "little dog syndrome" that you see in a lot of shorter dudes.
This felt like a half a movie. Instead of solving the problem that the protagonists encounter, they just go "this sucks, lets bail" and then the movie ended.
It's like they took the plot of breakin, breakin 2, and saturday night fever, mashed it all together, then just threw it all out and made a dumb movie about kids in a roller disco instead.
A movie where a bunch of crazy stuff happens with very little time wasted on exposition. this movie goes from 0 to 100 several times.
An hour and a half of a hot woman talking to the ghost of her much older and dead sugar daddy, while everyone pretends shes not crazy because she is rich. 10/10 for realism.
This has a lot of what people want in a bad movie. Weird plot twists, odd characters, and some gross out camera shots. Love the main character.