Blatent fetish video. If you are really into the idea of people being shrunk down and eaten, then more power to you. The rest of us can skip this.
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Most of the run of this movie is people running around afraid of mostly disinterested large predator animals. No acting, that is literally what was happening, they just happened to be filming it. The story behind this movie is way more interesting than the movie itself, so its wo...
this entire movie looks like a 90's pop band music video. Early days of hollywood filming entire movies in one big room painted green
Everyone knows someone who is weird about incorporating their religion into everything they do. This was made by one of those guys. The terrible writing is only trumped by the even clumsier "martial arts".
This movie should come as an instruction manual with every BMX ever sold.
Megaforce is like if you wanted to make a movie based on the action figure toys you buy at the discount store
This movie is so boring and unentertaining that it will put you to sleep faster than one Cosby's special mixed drinks.
These people could have better spent their Halloween getting high and drunk then NOT making this movie, but hindsight is 20/20
This movie reminds me of another film about a dark vengeful hero seeking justice against the underworld....the crow. except if it was filmed by a high school dropout who stole his cousins camera.
A movie where the real hero is the slow death of the video rental industry.
This movie is basically ALF, except instead of a smart-alecky puppet, its a roided up A-hole.
Not since "the day after tomorrow" has a gentle breeze been so sinister.
Yet another mad max ripoff. The titular "equalizer" is a gun with a seemingly infinite ammo cheat. lots of cars with random metal welded to them and people shooting guns at nothing in particular.
If you gave a hippie nudist commune a week to make a movie, you would get this film.
One of the greatest video game movies ever made. it seems to balance constantly referencing the source material while simultaneously completely ignoring it.
A movie that's title more or less delivers. A smoking hot woman in a leather bikini fighting monster men and dinosaurs.
It is a point of contention that I believe Neil Breen is fully aware of how bad his movies are and just stays in character all the time. Either way, all his movies seem to be thinly veiled depictions of his ego and contempt for perceived enemies, which makes for some of the most...
This movie is so out there. It comes off as propaganda for a cult that's even weirder than Scientology.
The movie that inspired Predator! Really cool when you finally get a look at the alien.