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The most entertaining thing about this movie is that if you read the cover too fast, you think it says "doodie"

This movie starts with 2 children going missing, and ends with them being found. Everything that takes place between that might be the product of their minds deluding themselves to cover up for some horrible trauma placed on them by some weirdo in a shiney cape and blue wig.

The Best E.T. ripoff ever made by a fast food franchise. Try and watch the Japanese cut where the main protagonist gets shot out of his wheelchair by cops. Come for the dance number that takes place in McDonalds, and stay for the horrifying awkward aliens wobbling around naked.

This movie depicts cops as racist paedophiles, but in such a way that the filmmaker doesn't seem to think that its a bad thing. Not worth watching unless you are a cop looking to have your own misdeeds portrayed as heroic in order to delude yourself into thinking your not so bad.

This movie is sooooooo damn boring that the highlight for me is the two and a half minute uncut shot of the main character pouring a glass of orange juice and slowly drinking it while absolutely nothing else is going on.

A movie that is very self-serving and ego-driven on Hogan's part. It's basically propaganda to the point that its hilarious.

Of all the E.T. ripoffs, this one is by far the hardest to watch.

This movie Gets weirder and more over the top with every scene right up until the very end.

If someone was the type of person in the 80s who goes to parties and can't find something fun to do in the age of cocaine and orgies, then they were too boring for this movie to be of any use.

A movie designed to teach cops how to fight edged weapons and put them all on edge themselves.

Several different movie ideas combined into one, but still seems to work. It's like they couldn't agree on what movie to rip off, Conan or Star Wars so they just put it all in.

It seems that in the 90s, martial arts dojos made so much money that they could spend it on weird vanity projects. This movie is a result of people with too much time, resources, and self confidence.

There is nothing Traditional about this movie. Every scene is art. some of the messaging/metaphors are pretty hamfisted, but never patronizing. This film must be experienced multiple times to be truly appreciated. There is not a single frame of this movie that isn't art.

It's hard to tell how seriously this movie is taking itself. But as long as you don't, It's a unique watch that you won't regret seeing, but probably wont watch again.

Ever wonder what a movie made entirely on a playstation 2 would look like?

My god was this a slog to get through. The utter pointlessness of the ending almost makes up for all the suffering of listening to 2 women talk about boring nonsense for the entire film.

Everything you want in a bad Video game movie. It modifies the characters and story in some cases to the point of them being unrecognizable, while giving the villain awesome lines scene after scene. Raul Julia's last movie, and he left us with a great parting gift.

This movie Puts a bunch of Ragtag rebels, aliens, and robots that consist of various clichés against an evil space lord. Surprisingly good story that keeps moving without too many boring lulls.

So here's my theory on what this movie is about: Aliens are using a comets tail as a sort of conductor that gives them control of machines that they use to attack humans. Overall this is a great zombie movie, where the zombies have been replaced with trucks.

Cyborgs, Mavericks, Cavemen, Ninjas, and Time Travel. This movie has everything! Just fast forward through the boat chase part.