For a town that claims to love it's sports dynasty canines, none of them seemed to concerned that all the dogs were being kidnapped. One funny thing about this movie is how there is no longer any pushback on dogs joining sports teams, like they have been conditioned to not even q...
It's like the puppet was left rotting and collecting mold in storage, but they decided to break it out for a quick cash grab and not bother hosing it off. I really would like to know who called for more Munchie. Obviously not Dom DeLuise.
A movie that acts like it has a message or meaning, but ultimately says nothing.
This movie starts extremely strong with some amazing and creative camera work, like the Cinematographer was kidnapped from a better production, but escaped half way. As the movie goes on, you realize the irony of this film as it seems like someone listened in on someone elses mov...
Watch it for the dramatic villian reveal near the end.
We are all pawns of the albino DJ Afro Wizard. Patrick Swayze's first film, and my god did he set his brand immediatly. The least funny part of this movie is all the comedians they brought in to do hokey bits.
Terrible acting, but awesome cast. Stupid writing, but great cinematography. Basically a stupid movie done technically well.
Whole thing comes of as bizarre misandrist propaganda. A rapist kills a womans husband, to get her mind off it she moves to a new town.....populated 100% by rapist murderers.
If this is what the AI/robot singularity will look like, I think we don't really need to worry. Just keep your ball bearing on a high shelf and we'll be fine.
This is one of the craziest movies I've seen. It combines the warriors, Conan, Mad Max, and a bunch of cocaine into one hot-pot of awesomeness. There is no way to describe this movie without sounding like a crazy person describing a coma dream. As soon as you get used to one ridi...
In this Lady movie, our lady hero seeks lady vengeance. She lady escapes a lady prison guard and goes on a lady investigation. She lady locates the villians and exacts her lady justice on them all. Lady.
This has all the bad movie ingredients. Terrible effects, bad dialog, nonsense plot, and huge egos. Every moment of this movie is hamfistedly designed to make KISS look cool, and in doing so reveals how truly insecure every one of them are. The whole thing boils down to an episod...
with a few extra scenes, this could have been a gritty reboot of toxic avenger.
the end of this movie will reset anyones potty training.
The idea of "Technology VS Magic" is a rich vein of possible stories that has barely been tapped, and this movie misses that possibility by just treating technology and magic as the same thing. Instead, the core of this movie is actually "technology vs a girlfriend", where a man...
This movie made up it's own universe rules as it went, and then didn't bother sharing that info with the audience. The whole thing comes off as an unfinished work print version of the film that they just released cause they couldn't bother finishing it.
This movie reminds me of early Peter Jackson stuff if you take out the gore but keep all the nonsense. In my head this film takes place in the same universe as Solarbabies
This movie's plot is what I would expect if the writer of Zardoz was only given a couple days to write a movie based on a comic character that he is only hearing about for the first time.
Cool Cat, under the guidance and manipulation of his beastiality commiting father uses constant propaganda and brainwashing to exert control over the school, local police, and national publications. While the rest of the town has been thoroughly conditioned with "cool cat loves y...
"alright mr. Cage, in this movie you get to bang a 26 year old who plays a teenager" "I'm in"