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It's like "The Terminator", but without Robots or women.

From the era of ninja turtles where there was absolutely no quality control and anything tmnt basically printed money. Watching this is a good inoculation before diving into the much worse "coming out of their shells tour" so you don't go in raw.

Some fun interdimensional shenanigans with very little special effects, mostly practical stuff. The ending is so sudden and unrelated to the plot, its practically written like the characters got bored and decided to go home.

Everything in this has been done better in any one of the hundreds of L.A. disaster movies.

There is a reason this isn't as well known as other Hogan movies. It lacks the budget that would be required to pull off visuals for the comic book type movie it's trying to be. It's also one of the more blatent examples of when movies demonized intelligence. Making your villians...

I had no idea what this movie was about after seeing it until I read the description above on this website. And I'm still not sure that's right. However, this movie has one of the gnarliest stunts I've ever witnessed, and a lot of other cool scenes. Overall the vibe of the poster...

A bizarre peak into the masturbatory wish fulfullment of a washed up sitcom actor. Kirk Cameron presents a fantasy world where his opinions are not openly ridiculed and he can spout made up nonsense with no one daring to question him.

You know that the producers thought they had created the next "Freddy Krueger" or "Pinhead" type character (with a technology twist) when they put this out. I bet somewhere there is an abandoned warehouse of Trickster posters, action figures, lunch pails, etc.

This movie would achieve greatness if it had just 1 additional scene. We needed the protagonist to go full Doomslayer at the villian gathering using his super suit. Had that been filmed, we would have had a full on invitation to hell franchise.

A woman P.I. gets smacked around and dragged to various locations by several C list actors, most of which never return to the film again. They cover all the various tropes of detective film noire style stories without doing anything new other than flipping the genders around.

A dark psychological thriller. A sick child experiences frequent hallucinations of a kinship with a celebrity. Instead of getting him mental help, everyone agrees to buy into his parasocial delusions. In the end even we as the audience are sucked into the main characters self dec...

A bratty teenager caves in to pressure from his youth pastor to stop listening to good music and proceeds to make his newly found increased piety everyone else's problem. He realizes he doesn't need rythm or melody as long as he has the power of pretending he's better than anyone...

This movie is not just a waste of the viewers time, but also anyone involved in the production. I can only imagine this was dumped onto the public as some sort of financial obligation, because there is certainly no creative or artistic motivation. At least AI garbage has the inte...

If you've ever wondered what a martian vagina looks like in the mind of H.R.Giger, just fastforward to the end.

A much more competant adaptation than "Dragonball: Evolution" that sticks closer to the source material, flaws and all. The bad guys get dispatched in some brutal ways.

It really looks like they had some fun making this movie. Every scene has something weird going on, mostly in the background. Worthy of repeat viewings to catch some super fast gags. Every second Christopher Lee is onscreen is pure movie gold.

Even the person who designed the poster didnt give a shit about this movie.

While the first movie was happy ripping off Rambo and similar action films, this one was more ambitious and branched out to also rip off Indiana Jones.

Just like Falling Down is a power/revenge fantasy for Boomers lashing out at the young, this movie does the same for the younger generations taking out Boomer frustrations on them.

A crybaby bitch gets his car stolen then whines to a couple of lazy cops he recently was mouthing off to. I'm pretty sure the cops are on the take because they were stalling him during the robbery. They also seemed unconcerned about the crime, found the car pretty easily when pre...