Think Disney leprechaun meets boat horror movie. They tried to make money off the license expiring but failed epically.
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Recent Reviews (11)
If only I had been punched like the characters had before I watched the movie so I could have had some CTE
Getting kicked through cheap drywall like it was the plot of the movie. Excellent!
Dollar store zombie makeup and a horrendous barely speaking English main actor and directed by uwe boll, what else is not to love?
My review is a chatgpt country song of the movie Verse 1 Well I cracked a beer, lit a smoke, sat my redneck ass down, Thought I’d watch a monster movie, but this shit let me down. Them swamp-ass “aliens” looked like drunk uncles in drag, I’ve seen scarier critters at my cousin’s...
John Cusack the divorced limo driver finds love again with his kids and his ex wife thanks to tsunamis volcanoes and earthquakes. Big budget terrible, and way too long
This movie takes place in a RadioShack clearance aisle and is acted out by Keanu Reeves with the most wooden performance ever. Although the heroin addicted navy dolphin killing dolph lundgreen was cool
Do you want to watch excessively long closeups of people chewing worms and spilling food all over themselves? Well boy, do I have the movie for you!