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It's like a bunch of guys got drunk, pirated aftereffects, and made a scifi movie based on whatever paintball gear they had lying around.
Some of the best alien effects, almost makes up for the slow pace and dull scenes.
Basic Psycho ripoff? Maybe. but if you pay attention, you will notice that the cat is the true mastermind villain of the whole thing.
A weird fever dream of a movie. People in soggy highscool sports mascot outfits running around the woods for a while, and it all ends in a song about blue ape racial pride and how they are much better than those "swampies" they are above.
A foreign E.T. ripoff that can't decide if its a family movie or a horror film, so it does both terribly.
I think somebody accidentally ordered a bunch of bath toy crabs off alibaba and tried to make the best of a bad situation.
They could have not made this movie, but I guess they just hate the world so much they decided our suffering was worth the effort.
A really fun watch. Starts off as a super weird Sci Fi, but then turns into just another women in prison film with everything that comes with the genre, but turned up all the way past 11 with some scifi flavour thrown in. They run through all the tropes like they are checking off...
There was a cool heist scene near the beginning, then just a bunch of hard to follow nonsense.
Yeah, the movie is a fun cheap ripoff of Rambo movies and has some cool explosions, especially near the end. But I really want to talk about that awesome gun in the movie poster. 6 barrels, a grenade launcher, a revolver cylinder near the trigger, a scope, a grenade launcher iron...
If you came for Giant Robots, prepare yourself...for a single wet fart of a scene near the end where a robot barely moves. Not worth anyone's time and certainly not honouring the legacy of Robot Jox
2 dudes with the physical proportions and acting ability of a he-man action figure solve a diamond heist while fighting over whos turn it is to inject the steroids into whos ass.
The super colorful and lively images of this movie paired with the thin plot makes this the perfect movie to put in front of a toddler.
A woman is horribly disfigured and given artificial parts. But that's before the movie starts.
This movie starts out as a cheesy Archie comics "Boy Detectives" sort of childrens movie, but that's all set up for a HUGE turn and everything just gets crazier and more unhinged as it goes. It's almost like the movie is designed to make viewers lower their guard right before tra...
Great action, tons of big name stars, and some cool ideas thrown in. It's a wonder this movie isn't spoken of in the same breath as robocop or terminator.
None of the dialog in this movie is at all natural. Like no one is responding to what eachother is saying, so there's no actual conversations. Everyone introduces themselves unprompted like "My name is <NAME> and I'm a <OCCUPATION> like it was written for Mr Rogers. An interestin...
Buddy Cop movie where the collapse of the Detroit automotive industry is very much the prevailing theme. Racial humour and generic cop action. Jay Leno isnt as annoying as we feared.
This movie channelled the video game perfectly. Several people rage quit, and it slowed all our brains down by watching it just like it slowed our computers down trying to play it.