SciNEStist

Just when you think a franchise could not get even lower, they go into space.

This movie illustrated the importance of proportional response. You don't just do home alone style pranks when a rape gang is invading your house targeting your sister, they will just come back angrier and even more rapey.

I can only imagine the amount of money this Derek Savage guy has dumped into trying to market this "cool cat" into a successful franchise, all because no one around him sat him down and told him that his talent and ideas are no good. It almost makes me happy that there are no sup...

This movie is to batman in the same way Dominos is to pizza. It kinda looks like the right shape, but with a bunch of weird terrible stuff all over it that makes in unpalatable.

There is a scene near the beginning where one of the women climbs out of a tank in thin white wet clothing, then a bunch of stuff not related to that happens, so it doesn't matter.

Finally, the hot rich blonde girl demographic gets a win. PS: I don't think the black chick on the cover is actually in this movie. or if she was, it was in the background.

A guy who keeps skirting dangerously to a fake asian accent hangs out in a cave waiting to trap kids who wander in and force them to join his child army. If he had a beard, this would be an Al Queda recruitment/training video. I bet a lot of poor kids borrowed this video from a l...

If the new Jurassic park reboots were a direct live action remake of this, it would be enough to get me to buy a movie ticket.

This movie made me angry. Angry at the writer for not bothering to give it a story. Angry at the SFX guys for not even trying to make anything look realistic, angry at the actors for seemingly reading the script for the first time on camera, angry at the Host for putting this mov...

I have absolutely no notes about this short video.

At no point was there a hayride, but the entire movie did pause half way through so we could watch an entire amateur magician act. Most of this movie seems like it was filmed on an old logitech webcam in low light conditions and a microphone held up to a box fan. But if you power...

There's a lot of cool fun stuff in this movie, but it never really achieves the same level as other movies that exist in the same vein, like "Freaked" or a lot of Tim Burton films. John Candy is sort of wasted as a serious cop / mute woman. Dan Ackroyd is great, but it seems like...

Ernest didn't go to jail until his 3rd movie, so this film continues it's streak of one-upmanship with other franchises.

Skip any other usurper sequels of the Robot Jox throne. This is the only true worthy heir.

When will science learn to stop enlarging deadly insects and start shreddin' the gnar instead?

The jokes about the franchise being extinct then cloned write themselves. But so do the Ageist/sexist jokes about "dinosaur vs dinosaur" so I guess I'll just mention that whoever made that raft has my business.

This is Basically the Expendables of the Horror Genre. Cameo after cameo of horror icons. In the movie "once upon a time in Hollywood" Al Pacino explained that in movies and TV they take older stars and make them lose to the new up and coming actor. I can't help but think that is...

Whoever made this has never actually seen a bus of special needs kids.

Watching this movie feels like accidentally finding your dad's porn stash. To whomever commissioned this fetish video: I hope it was cheaper than what you would have spent on the bit of therapy you could have used to get over your ex-wife in a more healthy way.

This movie started with a lazy writer ripping off some Jack Kirby comics, and is now probably the basis for a lot of Ventura's deeply held beliefs. I kept wondering when the giant divot in his chin would fire a laser. Suburban Commando might as well be a direct sequel to this, si...