SciNEStist

“Jeff, Who's the hippest cat in town. Ain't no doubt when Jeff's around. With pants played tight and hair and finesse, he's the 80's nod to fitness splendour.”

“ You're in the Goddamn crapper Loew! and I'm trying to take a dump, so will you shut up and leave the Goddamn acting lessons for home, or go back to the ladies' room!”

“I'M A VAMPIRE! I'M A VAMPIRE! I'M A VAMPIRE! I'M A VAMPIRE! I'M A VAMPIRE! ”

“ MOVIE, MOVIE, MOVIE!”

“On this very night, ten years ago, along this same stretch of road in a dense fog just like this. I saw the worst accident I ever seen. There was this sound, like a garbage truck dropped off the Empire State Building...And when they finally pulled the driver's body from the twisted, burning wreck. It looked like this...!”

“Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb”

“"It's just playing, I'm tellin' ya!"”

“For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me... it was Tuesday.”

“Every Bison dollar will be worth five British pounds. That is the exchange rate that the bank of England will implement after I kidnap their queen.”

“The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!”

“In a role of a lifetime, Gary Oldman”