John Ritter carries this cautionary tale about Too Much TV with a dash of satanic panic. Fun romp through the daytime syndicated shows of the past.
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Recent Reviews (58)
It's the TV show with a film runtime. No the sets and costumes don't get an upgrade, that's part of the charm.
Adding weird mystical prophecies to an already bloated franchise canon seemed to be the fate of all slashers in the 90s. Deaths aren't that fun or gory, and the most interesting part of the film (aside from the guy munching down on Jason's blackened heart-jerky) sets up a crossov...
A perfect competent slasher film with some inventive gore. It is unfortunately too polished and clean to ever be as good as the viral Grindhouse trailer that inspired it.
Arnold Schwarzenegger famously baited Stallone into taking this job as a cruel prank.
I had a community college course once where some dude swore everything in this movie was scientifically possible. That's as much entertainment as i ever got from this film.
As a kid this movie was weirdly terrifying. Freddy and Jason were scary, but this movie was something else entirely.
Raul Julia left everything he had on the screen. A shame that it was such a stinker, but they do manage to fit all the characters and SAWADA into the story.
This is one of those flicks where you try to explain the plot and it sounds like you had a stroke. But damn if it isn't entertaining the whole way through.
Steve King was on so much blow he doesn't even remember writing this. Basically that Killer Cars movie but with more tech trying to ruin your day and a Marvel tie in.
Great horror film. Every scene slips by like a nightmare that just twist and turns around you.
An absolutely terrible Dredd adaptation that wraps around to being an interesting Hollywood reimagining.
Really just a post apoc LA sludge film with DD slapped on it, but a fun and weird reminder of the 90s belief that Los Angeles was a toxic waste dump run by mutant gangs.
Yeah turns out making an AI based on all the famous murderers was a bad idea. Entertaining and decent CGI.
Ca-lee-for-niuh! While parent groups were braying about He-man and Transformers being glorified toy commercials, Nintendo came out to show them how it was really done. The film pimps the Powerglove, the Nintendo of America power-tips line, a bunch of popular games, runs a 20 minu...
What a Twist! This is one of those films where reading the wiki summary is a far better use of your time
Style over substance. Just watch Vincent Price's version, you'll at least be entertained by the retro shrieks.