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A little bit Lawnmower man, a little bit Virtuosity, a LOT of Demolition Man, and tons of explosions.

A sequel that contradicts the first movie while adding a bunch of nonsense. Luckily the franchise survived by everyone agreeing to pretend that this movie never happened.

The only fun to be wrung out of this film is keeping an eye out for how little Seagal actually interacts with any of the other actors.

This video takes awkward and difficult subjects, and manages to make them more awkward and difficult. It's like we found the wellspring from which all cringe flows.

What happens when the US government starts breathing down the necks of cartoon creators and tv networks? They slop together a PSA and invite the Bushes to introduce it. Suddenly all the government threats about regulating these half hour toy commercials die down. That being said,...

This is only a marginally worse Daredevil origin movie than the Ben Affleck one.

When Top Gun came out, fans flooded into the military recruitment centres. When Fast and Furious came out, dumb guys all bought cars and started modifying them. When this movie came out, I bet a lot of young inner city kids decided rap wasn't for them and went to business school...

One of the more entertaining starwars ripoffs. Not a lot of humour, terrible special effects, but a solid plot.

The crown jewel of the trilogy. After sitting through the slow meat and potatoes of the first 2 films, this is the exciting dessert course.

This is the most entertaining a mime has ever been. But that's a low bar.

The real villain of this film isn't freddy, it's all the sexual insecurity.

It's Interesting that this movie seems to take itself so seriously, because it really shouldn't. Between all the weird mugging to the camera and goofy costumes, this movie comes off as a Mel Brooks Parody of a film no one has seen, but with all the jokes and humour edited out.

This movie plays out like weird christian persecution propaganda where the government wants to force abortions and there's an underground movement of doctors that try to save the babies at the expense of any other lives. sort of the opposite of reality. What is realistic about th...

Finally a movie comes out that has an honest and realist portrayal of what to expect as a new parent. Anyone expecting their first child should sit down and watch this educational film as basic prep.

A bunch of jerks mill around a traditional haunted house killing eachother, then suddenly a malicious sentient tramp stamp attacks everyone who's left with no apparent explanation. Stars a vincent price impersonator and the less funny guy from "night at the roxbury."

This move could have been a super creepy horror movie or a hilarious comedy, but instead it's neither. But It does have Ballbreaker from Porky's, boobs (not hers), and a chainsaw fight.

A movie with no actual plot explanation other than "a musician suddenly starts murdering people, dies, then waits a year or 2 and starts murdering again". Highlights include the opening song "I'm back" which spells out the whole film, the ending of the movie where the killer just...

After watching this movie I became a sex Godess, but the absolute power became absolute corruption and to spare the earth of my horrible sexy wrath, I renounced my Godesshood. Only watch this if you are prepared for responsibility of divinity through fingerbanging.

Deuandra T. Brown's movies are akin to war crimes. I have a theory that she casts weird looking or ugly women in her movies to try and make herself look better by comparison, but it doesn't work.

I really wanted to love this movie after seeing the trailer, but it was extremely slow at the beginning. If you fast forward to the point that they are in the morgue you will enjoy yourself a lot more without losing much context at all. This movie also has amazing special effects...